Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm...

By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 118

You deserved it 40 788

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 010

You deserved it 3 670

Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 938

You deserved it 4 479

By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 827

You deserved it 25 016

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 296

You deserved it 75 132

By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 164

You deserved it 3 240

By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 454

You deserved it 26 072

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 454

You deserved it 7 765

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 091

You deserved it 11 029

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 097

You deserved it 14 778

Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 846

You deserved it 3 087

epoh_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:59

Not only did you make yourself look foolish, but your mom helped too. Congrats on "looking cool" though.

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:57

yeahhhh that sucks lol but ydi

Comments

whogotthefunk 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:02

Hmmm probably not true

Sayidfas 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:44

I don't think talking on the phone actually works. It just makes him ignore you cuz u're obviously busy. At least, thats how i would react. But i have tried it on girls

iwanttokillyou 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:04

tthis is so fake.....

Ahh_hell 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

Idiot..if you're going to fake it, at LEASE put your phone on vibrate first!!

beachgirl199661 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:40

how? I don't recall a episode where malcom fake talks on the phone common even Reese is smarter than that

SickSickSick7511 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:38

For some reason, I don't believe this actually happened...

shs22basketball 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:50

ya it proly didn't. don't make shit up people it makes this fml thing useless. And btw u r retarded how is talkin on da phone cool?

Pearljammer001 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:07

op I'm sorry to repeat what everyone else said but "pretending to talk on the phone does not work. if you want to be cool just gets some friends and get some skills (like playing guitar). and btw girls, try not to hang out with your mob of friends, nothing is more annoying than trying to ask a girl out when she's surrounded by several other friends...