By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

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iisisaac 9

my dad does this but with a paper clip...

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Mauskau 35

Toothpicks get kinda soggy and bend at the tip slightly, you'll be able to tell which is used to throw out later.. but avoid using them anyway.

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judea95 16

My grandma picks her teeth with knitting needles that she uses to make clothes and toys for the family. She also doesn't brush her teeth, even after vomiting.

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RedPillSucks 31

gak! I'm trying not to picture how you know this...

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ulissey_fml 22

Just be f'lossical about it ! there are so many lousy dads, don't be too picky...

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sweetbabyjinkles 2

He takes "saving that for later" to a new level

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JessicaS112 2

Don't worry, my dad does the same exact thing. He says it's "saving money"

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FweakofCydonia 40

Eff our lives, OP. My dad does the same. I make sure not to go near him or the toothpicks during those times.

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