By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

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JesseAttack 21

Oh God my mother does that... She uses the plastic ones more than once... Keeps them in the bag.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Throw the box out, replace them he will never know!

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DFresh503 8

Those just became his own personal stash haha. Time to get your own. But it kinda makes me wonder what else OP's pops may be using and putting back...

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Highroller42 2

The great Douglas Adams once postulated that instructions on a box of toothpicks were a sign of the end of civilization, but I don't think he even considered our current state of downfall where ops dad is actually in need of those instructions. I'm depressed.

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sengmeng 4

EVERYTHING THEY SAY ABOUT KENTUCKY IS TRUE

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RedPillSucks 31

What? It's the best place to live? The smartest people live there? Kentucky air makes you seem prettier? Come on. What do they say?

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worldclassrager 39

Never use a toothpick again from a fresh box...I would rather be safe than using one that just might have been used...

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Thats sooooooo gross. I would never use one of those toothpicks again lol

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LadyLeo2885 2

Never ever use a toothpick from that box...noted. Smh

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BeefyMeaty 8

Think of all the toothpicks you've used and all the toothpicks your father put back in the box... A lot

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