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By Noname - 26/02/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

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By Chris - 06/04/2025 22:00 - Canada

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:13

That's what you get for trying to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. And if you had been hooking up with the girl, why in the world would she smack you just for kissing her?

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:28

Wtf, why would she hit you for kissing her?? #2 - That's what I want to know, too!

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Alice_laughed 13

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:02

Don't use people, you asshole.

Roddsy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:22

lol fail. YDI. #46, i agree. and as to why she smacked him. uh, perhaps it could also be (if not for the noticing him using her to make his ex jealous), because he did it so suddenly and completely out of nowhere? some girls don't like that you know.

Aribeth666 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:52

omg.. your ex is brilliant!!!

prettypride 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:53

lol.. mkayyyy

genius_man16 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:14

if she was why would she be hooking up?

commonsensex 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:43

That's weird. If you had done that to me I wouldn't have texted you. I would be laughing loud enough for you to hear me across the street. =]

fylkthanks 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:19

"ha ha" (: YDI

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:04

1. Define 'hooking up'. 2. Find a different girl. If she's going to physically assault you for kissing her, then you need to file a police report and look for someone else.

ryderthe8 0

Monday 7 December 2009 6:14

its wrong of you to use girls so ydi. but i dont know your reasons of why you two broke up so i wont judge And his new girl probably knew that girl was his ex so the op probably deserved it.