Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad...

By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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The cake was not a lie.

By Alex Knight - 07/11/2017 19:00

Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML

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Smash

By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By HappyBirthday - 28/05/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By MJensen - 10/05/2016 21:57 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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emilycb93 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:29

Yum! Butberry cake.

silverhuntress 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:30

Awww! Poor lady!!! I just hope it wasn't her birthday...

Comments

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 3:45

I don't understand how you could just get into a car and not notice any of that

zoegirl_455 30

Tuesday 3 December 2013 3:48

Do you normally just pop into your friends car? Best friend or not I've never understood the whole going into someone's house/car ect. uninvited cause you know them well. Bad day or not I felt like it would have been more respectful to at least knock on the door first...

ZY1431 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:01

I dunno even when I'm mad or having a bad day I think I'd be able to notice the cake and all.

dpsvegas 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:08

How the **** can u not see a cake in the seat .....?

Thunderstruck14 30

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:14

There's this thing that makes it easy to tell cars apart even if they look the same: its called a license plate. Your best friend have a car? Remember their license plate. Problem solved. Now you know what to do and you won't end up sticking your butt into any more cakes. If I sound rude, that's because I had a bad day too. Today sucks. But at least I didn't ruin it for anyone else, hahaha..... ohhh gods. Sorry.

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:36

And what if her best friend had a cake in her passenger seat?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:16

FTLWTCL **** the lady with the cakes life.

Sitting_Ducki 8

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:53

I can't stop laughing but I don't know if its a ydi or fyl

VoodooPriestess 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:53

Did you at least leave a twenty on top of the cake?

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:54

I'm sorry you had a rotten day--it happens to us all--but for ****'s sake, you don't just invite yourself into someone's car like that! YDI. And that poor woman--FHL.