Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized... - FML

By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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roflcopter657 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:01

thats just sad... enjoy your hand.

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:09

Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?

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mattmag 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:34

#39 I'm with you.

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:54

I really hope you didn't run to your room and ********** afterwards.

aris_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:15

HAHAHAHAHA THE SADDEST THING IS YOUR 24 and >>man. I'm a 24 years old guy. FML U CANT SPELL FOR SHITSSLOLLL

Sugar_lipsXo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:25

keep yourself pure. you'll fine an awesome girl i promise.

brittbrittT 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:37

it's called ****. try it.

dyld921 2

Monday 25 May 2009 4:39

That depends. Have you seen a naked man (besides yourself) yet?

Ae_hunt 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:16

move out loser

Kristen6201 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:18

por favor, dont tell me that youre not one of those guys who avoid the **** industry at all costs. dont worry, there's someone out there for you. Just be patient.

vag_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:25

WHY WERE YOU IN HER BATHROOM AS SHE WAS GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER!?!?!

bob_is_useless 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:53

It's okay.... I'm 19 and I have never seen a naked guy.

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