Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized... - FML

By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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roflcopter657 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:01

thats just sad... enjoy your hand.

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:09

Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?

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nonotme 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:56

REALIZATION FMLS ARE NOT REAL FMLS please take this garbage somewhere that cares.

danisonx3 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:16

Doesn't it suck that the FMLs are really going downhill? I mostly go on the Top FMLs of all time. People should look at those before they post stuff because the websites really beginning to suck. The site that makes fun of this one is hysterical though...

newguy12 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:22

were u like, sitting in a chair right outside the bathroom door with a bag of popcorn? How was the view?

RedStook 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:24

Unbelievable.

crvenazvezda 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:58

drag dude.....

wow_FML 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:00

Get out more. @96 if you're going to call someone out on spelling it's "you're" not "your".

anehta 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:09

awwwwwww. lol

chexmex 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:14

Make sure you don't develop feelings for your mother. >_

Abcxz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:16

You know what your problem is? Your 24 and still live at home...

Natradtasticx17 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:40

LMFAO! gross man. she didnt even cover up haha

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