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By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Then go to his parents. and if they don't do something about it shoot them in the nuts and run away laughing

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WolfAtTheDoor 7

I hope the follow-up to this is something along the lines of, "and when the police came..." I'm not going to fully blame the child on this one though. The real people to blame are that little brat's parents for "raising" such a child.

It's one thing to hunt for food, but I gather this kid thought it was "fun" to shoot squirrels. That he shot OP in the crotch when OP told him to knock it off is indicative that in a few years OP might read about the little ******* in the paper in connection with a crime. If you haven't already, go to the cops, OP, and file assault and battery charges against the little shit.

hillbillyboy1993 7

hey! it is fun 2 shoot squirrels!!! its just more fun 2 fry them in a skillet and eat them...

1crabbygirl 10

Yeah, that squirrel is named Hammie and has the voice of Steve Carrell. Puh-lease. And if you don't kill anything you don't plan to eat, can you kill things then that plan to eat you? Plan to eat your house? Do you refuse to eat anything you didn't kill? Doubtful.

Tell his parents and if they don't do anything call the cops.

Unless he was in your yard, what business is it of yours? I mean, he shouldn't have shot you in the nuts but squirrels have been shot for years and there still seems to be quite a few. They aren't endangered or anything. Maybe you could have shown him how to use a gun properly and not point it at things unless you want to shoot it. But I am guessing you think guns are evil but people aren't.

paramor3 23

I don't condone a full on ball assault, you should talk to the parents about that....but come on...they're squirrels! Go collect them up and make a stew and quit whining! OP should have minded your own business and potentially saved your balls from attack!

Paramour- you're an asshole. Animals feel pain just as much as humans do. How can you possibly say that is acceptable? Idiot.

Who cares? It's a squirrel. I learned to shoot a gun by hunting squirrels and rabbits in my backyard growing up. It's not like the kid is torturing them. It's a BB gun; definitely enough power to kill a squirrel instantly. No pain, nothing. I mean, it's odd if he's doing it just because he wants to see an animal die, but otherwise, he's not doing anything wrong. Besides shooting OP in the genitals, that is.

paramor3 23

I'm sure they do feel pain, and I don't think animals should be tortured. However, call me what you will, but most animals are meant to be consumed! Although, I don't know many that would eat squirrel haha.

paramor3 23

I hope you called the cops after he shot you! I know it's a BB gun but there's enough gun violence in the world without some punk kid shooting people with BB's!

Go cry to Obama you pussy that it's an assault BB gun .. That's a future sniper

Trying to save animals but sacrificed yourself instead. FYL. Sorry u have to suffer with such a horrible ill-mannered brat. :(