By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 087
You deserved it 11 155

Same thing different taste

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Then go to his parents. and if they don't do something about it shoot them in the nuts and run away laughing

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It probably all comes down to bad parenting. In which case it wouldn't matter if you went to the kid's parents, they wouldn't give a ****. Some people shouldn't have kids. Hope your nuts are alright, OP.

Sue the kid for assault. He essentially just shot you with a gun in a very sensitive area of the body, have a doctor remove the BB and document it. Don't let the kid get away with it, likely his parents are guilty of letting his bad behavior slide and need to deal with it.

Unless OP had the aforementioned sensitive part out the bob didn't likely penetrate the skin and have to be removed ... I've been shot a few time with high powered pellet guns and they don't typically make it through jeans, pants or other materials ... Though a hunting pellet might in this case it just sound really painful and likely bruised.

Do you hear yourselves?? Sue a kid?!! What the **** people get your heads out of your oversensitive asses! Just go and talk to the parents I guarentee you they will address the issue.

mind your own business and you won't get hurt.

WolfAtTheDoor 7

If that kid is shooting at people like he did OP, that little twerp doesn't need to have a gun. He had no business shooting at squirrels, that's not an animal that is hunted. He was doing it to be mean to an animal and, to me, that's disturbing.

32- If and when I pass by when you're being mugged and beaten in your own car, I'm sure you'd love for me to mind my own business.

honeybadgerDG2S 2

Get an auto air-soft gun and just drive by shoot him with it every time you see him.

beanthemouse 13

I do not care what age this little shit was, kids should know in this day and age what is cruel, and what is mere playing. Its mostly the perants fault for not teaching the kid right to worng.

He just committed gun crime. I'd drag him and his parents through a lenghty and public lawsuit.

Of course if you don't get your way just sue till you do... Pathetic it's a squirrel

just call 911 next time and report that there is someone walking around tour neighborhood with a gun

I, being from the Deep South was always encouraged to go out hunting. In fact, if I see a squirrel I typically shoot it on sight. Just because you don't agree with him shooting animals doesn't make it wrong. Next time before you try and do the child's parents job, just remember that you don't have any power over him. Him shooting you was uncalled for, but wouldn't happen had you not tried to be all high and mighty in the first place.

chick92282 15

I'm from a pretty rural southern area myself, and my whole family hunts. I've eaten squirrel, and yeah, it's pretty tasty. Shooting animals is fine, but not if you do it just for the hell of it. In my family you don't shoot what you don't intend to eat. Also, one of the first rules any kid in my family is taught is NEVER to point a gun, any gun, at a person. Being a hunter does not give you carte blanche to start shooting random stuff, and someone disagreeing with you does not mean it's okay to shoot them, or otherwise hurt them. In other words, your comment is ridiculous and makes you sound like an ignorant, defensive, judgmental hick. Have a nice day though!

I agree with 47 - if you are going to eat it - or if they need to be controlled then I guess maybe but not for fun :/

I saw "being from the Deep South" and had a pretty good guess where that was going...

Under Obama gun laws you have a really good chance at having the kid put down.