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By GroosedOut - 20/08/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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You deserved it 3 005

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2023 00:02

Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 942

By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 806

By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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You deserved it 52 584

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:55

And that's the mouth you kiss. Yum.

CDS09 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:52

The 38 at the end is kind of funny...I dont think it matters if you are 18 or 38, if you are married you are too old for that.

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PhishloverA 14

Saturday 18 August 2012 6:27

I'm sorry you had to see that OP, that's just gross. Your age has nothing to do with the FML though, only hers does

ENomine18 9

Thursday 15 August 2013 7:14

I do that all the time.

sydstoomuch 19

Tuesday 11 November 2014 12:00

Stahp!!

Furcorn_57 17

Saturday 5 March 2016 9:23

So your wife is only 38 months old.

dingdingvinny 7

Saturday 12 March 2016 13:25

Would you still kiss her after that? Like right after?

u8j9 4

Saturday 19 March 2016 2:53

There are actually studies that day eating your buggers can boost your immune system. Don't get me wrong, it's gross but science proves it has medicinal benefits

Herb Anderson 2

Friday 14 April 2017 7:00

I bet you still kissed her.

GUYMAINE 16

Thursday 29 November 2018 8:57

divorce

wrenavery90 12

Monday 19 September 2022 20:07

What's your age have to do with it? It's gross no matter how old you are.

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