Miscellaneous: Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue.... - FML

By samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 21:08 - Canada - Prince Albert

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

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By g'day cunt - 26/08/2012 18:27 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML

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Oh gosh

By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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Fragrant

By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By justnance - 22/12/2011 18:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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starile 19

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:01

You're stupid

Zestus 19

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:00

Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.

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Baker_FoCo 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 21:32

Um, Op? There's no candy called Obsession...

Griggy 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:52

How does it feel to be stupid?

Jeanniebeannie 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:26

The sad thing is this is my best friend irl and I was there when she did this...i was paying for something! I couldn't stop her! roflmao but the look on her face when she told me she just swollowed perfume made me laugh and fall to the floor(: but then we had to go wash her mouth out! 83 oh and we were in a earing store!!! It was like Icing or some shit there for everything is all mixed together there wasn't a perfume section.so suck it everyone who's hating on my blonde asss homie(: -ily sam

Allielovespanda 0

Friday 3 September 2010 5:48

why would you even try the candy before buying it? you cant do that. and wouldn't the "candy", perfume, be placed by all of the other perfumes and not the candy?

wetherguy 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:33

that's why ya read the bottle

snowboard7 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:22

you are a ******* idiot

sparme 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:29

I'm fairly certain they don't sell candy in spray-form in the perfume department. Do your candy shopping elsewhere next time

crossel 1

Friday 3 September 2010 14:00

try not being a retard

IronMaiden45 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:54

WTF how can you not tell the difference

d00shfag5150 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:05

Is your name Buddy the Elf?

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