Money: Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk....

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:15

That sucks man. I'm sure if you explain to the judge they should drop the ticket or at least the fee partially.

Leptailurus 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:19

As much as I hate when people talk on their cell phones while driving, I have to admit that billboard is horribly misleading in that case. I agree, FYL.

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DanishDude 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 11:59

LOL sounds like something that could´ve happend to me

beast35 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 17:21

stop snitchin'

Princez121 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 19:11

um, pull over and THEN call. duh

AkanishiSan 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:33

ditto, #30 :/

amy_shmamy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 21:59

thats wut you get for being a snitch bitch!!

perot4prez 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:29

i dunno where you live, but in new york its not illegal to drive while on the talking on the phone IF youre calling 911 or the police. you probably shouldve explained that to the policeman. if you did, just explain it to the judge. show them your recent calls if you have to

perot4prez 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:32

#86, the law isnt as vague as "you can commit a crime if youre preventing a worse one" but there are certain laws which allow you to do just that. for example, look at my last post

evolveahimsa 0

Friday 8 May 2009 22:29

number 13 knows what is going on! in some states in the U.S. we get to do all kinds of cool shit while driving like eat full course meals, talk on the cell phone, put on make-up, play with the ipod, and even send text messages!

Emt3225 3

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:52

OMG..That sucks for you...Even when you try to do the right thing it bites u in the ass

WhEaTgRiNdEr 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:26

YDI Don’t try helping the police, either. If you report a crime, they are trained to suspect you. If you try to do your duty as a citizen, they are trained to assume that you are nevertheless guilty of something and they will therefore investigate you. Don’t expect to receive a promised reward, either. They are evil and evildoers tend to lie. Don’t trust the police! YDI