Money: Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk....

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 17 611

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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You deserved it 28 528

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 685

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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You deserved it 36 245

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By drivingmecrazy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

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You deserved it 7 493

By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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You deserved it 31 000

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 614

By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:15

That sucks man. I'm sure if you explain to the judge they should drop the ticket or at least the fee partially.

Leptailurus 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:19

As much as I hate when people talk on their cell phones while driving, I have to admit that billboard is horribly misleading in that case. I agree, FYL.

Comments

FML_N_ATL 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 15:53

I see nothing wrong with driving and talking... Who in there right mind pulls over to make a call! just get a bluetooth or a hands free device if you are that worried about it... what you should try is eatting on the way to work while being on the phone and shifting gears, you people obvioulsy just have to learn to drive with your knees... now thats ridiculous!

bonafidehustler 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:50

I don't believe this one

flavoroflust 5

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:22

STOP SNITCHIN!!!

fistofflu03 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:38

Next time have a hands free set. If you don't pull over and make that call.

condescending 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:41

this ones already been on here!!!! how the hell do mine get rejected when people are just repeating others?!?!?!

czechitout 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:50

Now where's the logic in that?!

mouseintern 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:05

Agreed with #2. I hate few things more than drivers talking on cell phones, but to be busted for calling the police while driving to report a drunk driver after the sign told you to just seems wrong. Well, next time pull over when you make the call (or have a passenger do it) and everyone wins.

PaytonStray 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:05

I'm with you, 49.

warmvanillasugar 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:12

#13 How was that even relevant to the FML? And people are people it doesn't matter where they're from, and wherever they're from won't make them better drivers.