Love: Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook...

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

HAHAHAHA poor guy :( apparently you arent dating?

shazzahllala 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:26

FML needs a category called "Social Networking Site Miscommunications." :-/

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fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:20

agreed. how about some variety here?

lolwatlol 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:28

LOL FACEPALM ydi

LovingCFK 8

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:32

obviously this guy doesn't even have a booty call, if he thinks 'dating' means 'girlfriend'. or even that 'sex' means 'girlfriend'. ****** a ... he doesn't own this chick. if you were really in a relationship with her, you would have coordinated that facebook change. YDI, retard!

weezi_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:45

ouch wut an embarrassment :S

N3VVRmiNd 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:49

Why doesn't everyone just give up on facebook? So many FMLs are like this, and it's getting annoying.

XScarlet 4

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:13

What ever happened to verbal communication? People determine whether or not they're in a relationship through Facebook? REALLY? That's really sad, pathetic even. FYL for thinking you're in a relationship without talking to the OTHER PERSON about it. (Yes, it usually takes two people to decide whether or not you're in one).

giganticbrain 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:24

One thing you must learn is that sarcasm does not travel well over the internet. What you mistook for a serious response is most likely a joke.

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:05

#36 has it, right on. Also, it doesn't sound like the OP knows the difference between dating someone and being in an actual relationship with them. Did you ask if she was dating you exclusively, or did you just assume?

acd23 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:12

That's exactly what I'm thinking! And they don't even have to do it face to face, even a Facebook IM chat would have been a DIRECT source of information for the OP, instead of guessing off of third-hand status updates. A simple conversation about where they stand after a couple "dates" (dating does NOT equal going out, something I don't think the OP quite understands) would have cleared up this confusion before it even happened. I think the OP deserves it this time for not taking the time to find out what his REAL relationship status was.