Kids: Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran...

By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:41 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Sunday 29 September 2013 16:05

Let me guess... You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

JustinKirby 20

Sunday 29 September 2013 16:02

You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

Comments

bdawg92 3

Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:00

The struggle man the struggle

jimmywithsalt 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:23

The last slice of pizza is no laughing matter.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:40

Next time, let them fight their own battles. You say they were kids; how old were they exactly? Ten? Fifteen? Either way, the Ninja Turtles and their influential love for pizza has come to the next generation!!!