Kids: Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran...

By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Sunday 29 September 2013 16:05

Let me guess... You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

JustinKirby 20

Sunday 29 September 2013 16:02

You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

Comments

saraitkddh 47

Sunday 29 September 2013 19:55

And this is one of the reasons of why I always mind my own business. Sorry OP, I know you had good intention, but now you learned your lesson.

space_cadet2912 3

Sunday 29 September 2013 19:57

You should have gotten the last piece.

SkyBlueCloud 21

Sunday 29 September 2013 20:18

Only interfere if the guy that's getting beat looks like he's getting the shit kicked out if him or if it's a girl getting hit

vffjvsegb 11

Sunday 29 September 2013 20:31

You tried, OP, you tried

squarecircles 13

Sunday 29 September 2013 21:19

"It's been a real slice". Sorry couldn't resist...

timakinz 21

Sunday 29 September 2013 21:22

Well I hope at least you got to take the slice?

chisty87 16

Sunday 29 September 2013 21:51

no good deed goes unpunished

Euphrates 10

Sunday 29 September 2013 22:11

Don't mess with hungry kids

LilStarcon 2

Sunday 29 September 2013 23:11

Good for you! Too many people would have just walked away. Kids need to learn it's not okay to solve problems with violence. Sorry you got hit, though; that sucks.