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By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

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By Blind - 15/01/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 00:00

Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML

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By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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By Liz - 08/07/2019 00:00

Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML

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By TurtleTeacher - 14/10/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

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By my dad is blind as shit - 03/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML

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By kiriakousauce21 - 15/02/2010 07:44 - France

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:07

At least you didn't offer an 100 dollar reward price on who finds the glasses first..

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:07

Oh wow! That sucks but it is pretty funny!

Comments

YouReallyDeserve_fml 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:15

Rule #1, always check your head first.

Daerauko 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:31

rule#2 check your other pants.

Brandnewuser 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:45

rule #1.5 check your hands

instnt1nfction 17

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:04

rule #374.001, suicide

br0itstaylor 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:01

sittin on a toilet, sitten on a toilet, sitten on a toilet

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:15

Uhhh how can you not tell you can see without them? Ydi.

malpalll 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:19

Lol you're an idiot.

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 18:01

I thought that at first too, then I read the rest. Lol.

SpideyRules 9

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:18

Are we desperate for FMLs or what? The standards have dropped really low...

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:18

Ignore that ^ comment I didnt get. now I do

BamBarBiYaKergud 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:24

youre retardo. loooooooooool

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:29

Haha that's okay bro, I've thought I lost my cell phone and then tried to call it... on my cell phone...

mintcar 9

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:37

I thought I lost my cell phone once but I was actually on it the whole time.

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:41

Haha I've done that one too! I asked my friend who I was talking to if I left it at their house

mintcar 9

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:51

Hahaha, nice.

aimdya 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:48

I tore my house apart looking for my cell while talking on it and telling them that I couldn't find it, he let me continue looking for it until my house was a mess and I realized I was talking on it.