Miscellaneous: Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After...

By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

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By Blind - 15/01/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 00:00

Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML

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By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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By Liz - 08/07/2019 00:00

Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML

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By TurtleTeacher - 14/10/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

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By my dad is blind as shit - 03/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML

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By kiriakousauce21 - 15/02/2010 07:44 - France

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:07

At least you didn't offer an 100 dollar reward price on who finds the glasses first..

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:07

Oh wow! That sucks but it is pretty funny!

Comments

cptmorgan15 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:55

If FML has taught me anything, it's that grammar is irrelevant and doing anything frantically is a terrible idea.

mikejunior88 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:10

I've done this a few times in life. You get so used to your glasses on your face that you forget they are there sometimes.

DumbingOfAmerica 9

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:12

I've done that before also, but I realized I was wearing them after a few minutes. You're an idiot!

cymruambyth 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:23

I can't blame them, I'd find it hilarious

armorf0r 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:28

I guess that's not as bad as being on the phone with someone and yelling, "where the hell is my phone?!"

OfficialxAmber 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:24

I do that all the time... :|

NerdyGurl04_fml 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:33

sometimes when im on the phone i tell the person im talking to that i cant find my phone -_-

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:33

When it happens to someone else, it's actually pretty funny. YDI, OP, but thanks for this little ray of schadenfreude sunshine. *giggle*

neondeath 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:35

hahaha I do that all the time but i relize after like 10secs

HeavyMetalViking 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:38

Now do you wish you were cyclops and could go "Lazer pew pew" on your parents for not telling you? On the other hand, if you were cyclops and you lost your specs, I wouldn't want to be anywhere within a mile of your location.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:43

Your glasses must not be a very strong prescription. If I didn't have my glasses on, I'd be walking into walls and tripping over my own feet. Oh wait, I do that when my glasses are on too...