Love: Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook....

By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 107

You deserved it 8 581

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 024

You deserved it 7 709

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 602

You deserved it 7 263

By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 062

You deserved it 9 243

Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

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You deserved it 941

Old friends

By Single5EvaA - 04/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML

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You deserved it 1 367

By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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You deserved it 8 204

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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You deserved it 57 467

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 637

You deserved it 4 175

By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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You deserved it 4 920

Marmarfarfar 25

Tuesday 30 April 2013 16:00

She is very sure of herself...

Antares_01 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 16:04

Shoulda just showed her up and went like "what date?.. I just wanted to know more about (her friend). Who said anything about asking you out?"

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missmarymac 3

Tuesday 30 April 2013 21:10

She sounds 100% in the bitch. Maybe you shouldn't try to have internet friends.

missmarymac 3

Wednesday 1 May 2013 15:42

Why the downvote? Does no one else notice his username?

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:03

Sounds like she's protecting something nobody wants?

Phoebe_Buffay 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:09

"but why would i want to go on a date with a conceded bitch?"

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 1 May 2013 5:14

Conceited? Although... Your way actually kind of works too lmao

amifaiyaz 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 1:10

If she's popular, you might want to avoid the 'just being friendly ' route, they have about ten people doing the same thing.

smacky187 9

Wednesday 1 May 2013 3:17

She was probably right

KingCeltic77 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 3:48

Well were you gonna try and ask her out?

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 4:40

If she was right then YDI, if not, FYL.

bacondidntstrut 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 4:45

Oh gosh, what a bitch....

Jharrist89 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 5:20

Hey, she's the crazy one, not you. Don't date chicks that are constantly paranoid!

profoundkisses 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 5:22

Smart cookie

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Same thing different taste

Nice guy

Take the L, dude

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