Love: Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook....

By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

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Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

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Old friends

By Single5EvaA - 04/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML

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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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Marmarfarfar 25

Tuesday 30 April 2013 16:00

She is very sure of herself...

Antares_01 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 16:04

Shoulda just showed her up and went like "what date?.. I just wanted to know more about (her friend). Who said anything about asking you out?"

Comments

EvilUndead 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:24

Well, if she didn't want to wait 5 messages, you could ask her out immediately. Assuming she was worth it.

journeytotheend 16

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:27

This is not what Facebook is meant for!! YDI

titibug823 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:28

Wow, she really is sure of herself. Thats when you say something like "Wasnt going to ask you out. Just wanted to have a conversation like normal people do."

ahinners 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:02

The life of a nice guy

JACKxRAWR 22

Wednesday 1 May 2013 8:54

As a girl I know said to a guy I don't, "there's a difference between being a nice guy and not being able to get a girl.".

Gnieves28 4

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:05

I just would have said "that's alright. I wasn't going to ask that in the first place, you're too full of yourself for me, personally."

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:33

I know what boys like I know what guys want I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me

icepick23 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:57

She must be hot.

Charryboo 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 20:29

'friendly'? I'm sorry, but no guys I know just want to be friends when they message random girls on facebook.

pattayarick 8

Tuesday 30 April 2013 21:04

5 steps ahead of you. She's good.

Cassandrax731 5

Tuesday 30 April 2013 21:06

Listen, OP, and other guys who plan on asking a girl out on Facebook like he did: I've had a few guys try to talk to me with a "friendly conversation starter" on Facebook. When I indulged in this "friendly conversation," it would either escalate to annoying messages every day or a random, out-of-the-blue "let's hang out some time." I don't blame her for ending it sooner. Try actually becoming friends with a person in real life and eventually asking them out in real life, instead of using Facebook as a dating website. Just some advice.