Miscellaneous: Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like....

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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little_aliceee 17

Friday 3 January 2014 11:51

You made her speechless. Good job

Hellishowl 17

Friday 3 January 2014 11:50

I've been there man, I feel you. FYL

Comments

crazydanilo 13

Friday 3 January 2014 12:08

...

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 4 January 2014 0:25

wow. so original!

shaytards_fml 9

Friday 3 January 2014 12:13

call her grow some balls

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 3 January 2014 13:00

That's a rather strange nickname.

Mauskau 35

Friday 3 January 2014 13:38

But my name is Grow some balls! You can't give my name away!

coraline123c 23

Friday 3 January 2014 12:14

So what was the message?

glabberfasted 16

Friday 3 January 2014 12:39

...

Soloman212 28

Friday 3 January 2014 17:28

This was the only context that a comment of "..." was appropriate.

MixedGurl97 10

Friday 3 January 2014 12:28

What did she say??

SJParker 13

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:21

21- quit typing and tell me what she said!

foxy_grampa 19

Friday 3 January 2014 12:46

That's okay, it was probably best not to reply to her to be honest

emxy92 22

Friday 3 January 2014 12:56

I really want to know what you said OP!

challan 19

Friday 3 January 2014 16:39

it was probably something thought provoking like "hey"

Michael_92 20

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:34

"Hey you...so umm I have been totally digging you lately. I think we are two peas in a pod. You are my water to my rice. So anyways....wanna get married?"

davincidasecond 24

Friday 3 January 2014 13:50

Better for her to say "..." Rather than something worse, I guess.

ellie13310 7

Thursday 9 January 2014 1:40

Obviously... It's better for me to kill someone than do "something worse".

perdix 29

Friday 3 January 2014 14:01

Well, that's three hours you'll never get back ... and probably a good chuckle for her, so that's the silver lining:)

AshleyScruggs 14

Friday 3 January 2014 14:05

What a bitch. She could have just said "I'm not interested" or "I'm seeing someone else" or "You're a nice guy but I don't think it would work out between us."

ItsATwinThing 9

Friday 3 January 2014 16:00

That would be the right way of going about it, but she is clearly one of those people who is too afraid to say anything that could possibly make someone dislike her or hurt their feelings. "..." usually would say to me "what else do you have to say?"