By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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spinningstarsbc 0

your gf is ftw :)

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thisisLAUREN 0

why is this an fml? the fact that you consider this an fml shows you don't care for her lmao. hardcore ydi.

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unidentified_sta 5

Am I the only was seriously disturbed by what OP was doing?

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torodeoro 0

you should see the fat ass diamond on her finger bitch... yeah i dont care about her at all... dont judge

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HesJustTheBest 0

You should have then took a picture of your kitchen and said "It's waiting for you...". That'll put her in her place.

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CinnamonJ 4

Then send her a picture of a sandwich and a beer and see if she takes your subtle hints.

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woahheylex 0

your gf is too smart for you. better luck next time.. now go put a ring on it.

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BugMan9081 0

buy your bitch a ring loser

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perdix 29

"Why should I buy the cow when I'm getting the milk for free?"

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binkybaby 3

"But then she told me a story about free milk and a cow and said,'No huggy, no kissy, til I get a wedding vow'"...sorry. That's just what this entire thing reminded me of.

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sourgirl101 28

Thanks 71, now I have that song in my head.

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punsoh 1

"Why should she buy the pig, just for a little bacon?"

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HesJustTheBest 0

#118 Your comment makes no sense, firstly because the OP's girlfriend seems quite uninterested in the "bacon", and secondly she's trying to lure the "pig" into buying her. Also if you try taking bacon from a pig you're going to be in for a world of pain (it's not as easy as taking milk from a cow I might add), and furthermore there will be concrete evidence to show the theft.

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hhbett53 0

#121 Freakin' hilarious!

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cuty496 0

If You like it then you should've Put a ring on it Oh Oh Oh

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jansdo 1

I agree it's a great response. I say grab a girl that smart and witty like that

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