Intimacy: Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By larvagirl23 - 18/06/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 05/11/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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ysomad 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 22:07

wow you're a loser

bugwub 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 22:08

win for her!

Comments

sweet_blasphemy 2

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:18

I love your girlfriend.

Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:48

Leave Britney alone!!!!! sorry your picture reminded me of it.

TheManWithAnAK47 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:22

Hahahaha DESERVED

Shinygirlnz 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:22

You're a loser.

theonlysweetpea 10

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:29

Ok #26 ftw only to be topped by your gf. If you want to get down

SHY_3M0_K1D 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:37

pwned

mazzera_fml 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:41

ydi for having a dirty house

wDeemish 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:55

I guess she didn't want to see.. it. YDi OP !! Marry her already :s

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:16

If she really wants to marry, why doesn't she just bloody ask? I mean, seriously? We have knees, my fellow women, we have fingers, we have voices. So what the ****?

redrovaa 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 2:35

Some girls just grow up expecting a man to propose. It's sort of tradition to, really. I'd support a friend if she was gonna propose to her guy, but I wouldn't do it. Call me old fashioned.