By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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GotALife 11

#90 no no no he got his hard as tamed

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Dez31396 0

I don't see what the big deal is.. what? are u afraid of commitment? commitment means free s e x u a l favors ALL THE TIME

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BleakAsFcuk 0

Free? Are you serious? Marriage and free don't together so well.

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bachooka 5

no. actually marriage means that both partners become overly comfortable with each other and since they see each other all the time... the sex gets super lame and very rare...

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ck0251086 0

the sex sucks basically

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GotALife 11

Advice:Always know to put a ring on it before you "think" your going in, cause boy think twice

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GotALife 11

What the hell wrong with you boy sending a pic say it's waiting, THE **** CALM YOUR 3 MILLIMETER DICK DOWN, you want sex and she wants to get married before that happen and you call that a FML **** yourself down!!!!!!!

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DocBastard 38

Pleas don't do 4 lines of cocaine just prior to commenting.

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treebush 0

haha. and one exlamation mark will work just fine.

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MEM0817 18

Hahaha. Love DocBastard!

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skyeyez9 24

If you don't want to be committed to her and only want sex from your gf, she will leave you for someone who will appreciate her.

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orangesodaftw 0

I'd probably do the same thing as your girlfriend, OP. And it has nothing to do with being a prude, it's called self-respect.

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