Miscellaneous: Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of...

By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

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You deserved it 23 802

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By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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Such a joker

By fml - 03/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Billerica

Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 12 039

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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You deserved it 7 899

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 479

By Stevo - 18/06/2010 07:13 - United States

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

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You deserved it 11 894

By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 4 091

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 733

By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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You deserved it 1 938

kLow_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:55

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:52

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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sdfrew 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:21

my parents got my bad grades from that stupid email **** u

Doopliss 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:25

He wasn't sending out grades, but what they were studying. NIce try.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:29

At least you don't teach English. My old math teacher couldn't spell at all. O.o but how the **** did you manage to hit the 'e' key? it's really not near the 'a' key. but; whatever. I'm not voting either. I just don't like this FML. :P

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:40

Hahah, that's funny.

ily_hun996 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:41

hahaha :) this is funny! well you should teach them that meth "has the power" to do bad things! lol

2426835 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:31

YDI for ending your email in math is power

Amkii 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:39

YDI for being a math teacher. lol But seriously, that is awesome, and I love you and your wacky meth. It's not that what your e-mail said was wrong, exactly... just... more like the wrong place at the wrong time. ;) Any other time, I'm sure it'd be fine to tell 154 people what meth can do.