By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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kLow_fml 0

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

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WhyMe1_2_3 0

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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Phallus_fml 0

Perhaps that's what you REALLY meant...

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fylaus 0

Just explain that you were trying on a Kiwi accent to mix it up. Meth is Power eh bro?

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cutebebe778 0

HAHAHAHAHAH. I'll admit this is one of the *few* FMLs that made me BURST out laughing. Thanks!

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summer66_fml 0

LOL!!!! just send them another email explaining ur mistake

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gorguz14evar 0

Woopse double post.

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gorguz14evar 0

Hey, No one said you were a spelling teacher or computer teacher now did they? Kindly explain that you made a typo and voila. Your fine. You will live.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Lmao!! But really though, saying "Math is Power" is so damn cheesy (:

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AntiChrist7 0

Knowledge is power, not math. Quote Francis Bacon correctly please

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