By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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kLow_fml 0

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

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WhyMe1_2_3 0

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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heyyou1203 0

as a math major, i totally ******* love you lol. But that's what these stupid helicopter parents get for needing to know every single detail of their children's lives. maybe they should trust that the teachers are doing a good job or teach their kids themselves.

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electropop 0

YDI for trying to say something as stupid as "math is power"

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Colby_Colbert 0

# 16 says "besides calculus & algebra, math is useless" ... have you ever balanced a checkbook LoL?

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whyowhy26 3

erm...does meth mean anything bad!?

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ohhdamn 0

in case you honestly don't know, meth is a drug.

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bexox 0

It's what your mom did during pregnancy. Juuuuusssssst kidddding! Sort of.

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eli_guerra 0

You sound like a good teacher always keeping demanding parents on the down-low! Even professionals make mistakes however. Lmfao.

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aback 4

You might want to make it into a sig.line so you don't have to type it in each time.

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afmanslady 0

hahaha..maybe you should start a triple checking system.

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FarSide 22

Now you will see how many read your newsletter.

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WIDRR 0

i was thinking along the same lines, i dont think many of the parents actually read the dumb list of curriculum

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meanie_monday 0

haha I used to go to math labs, and I would always accidentally call it "meth lab" "Time for me to go to my meth lab." ahh... good times :)

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