Miscellaneous: Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of...

By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

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Same thing different taste

Close, but no cigar

By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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Such a joker

By fml - 03/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Billerica

Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By Stevo - 18/06/2010 07:13 - United States

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 4 091

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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kLow_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:55

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:52

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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doloreshaze_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:06

But it is.

iheartjapan 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:09

Hi kathryn!

treli1593 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:37

lol at least you didnt say Meth is Powder. that would be REAL bad

lexie719 4

Monday 25 April 2011 3:57

lmfao I love you xD that made my day...

FacePALM24 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:48

YDI for using lame phrases.

fml05 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:03

agreed

BLNovelist 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:02

If all of them end with Math is Power, I'm pretty sure most of the parents that read them would realize what you meant to type. FYL, though.

Niko_Peiko_Boo 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:12

Dude, same thing happened at my school. Hehehe genius.

Uvula 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:14

ohshitcock 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:20

YDI for being corny in the first place.

HollisterSurf259 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:25

I'm pretty sure they'll know what you mean.

Twin_Uzis 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:41

HA. Great move. I laughed hard at this one.

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Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

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Same thing different taste

Close, but no cigar

Such a joker

Taking pictures

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