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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

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Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 06:40 - Australia

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

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By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 2:42

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

Incubuss 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:50

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL

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uhleesha 3

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:53

Really a Twinkie?

keepmeonthedl 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 5:44

Exactly what I was thinking. Seriously, what was he thinking?

dragead12 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:09

maybe she had told him at one point that she likes twinkies?

dustandashes 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:54

so instead of chocolate you bought a Twinkie? sometimes u need to follow tradition if u want to keep a girl

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:55

Was she a fatty, or were you trying to turn her into one, you freaky plumpa humpa?

IamAnkou 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:55

Since when did Twinkies become romantic? Flowers, chocolates, a card? Nope, this genius sent a nasty cheap ass snack.....wtg genius!

dragead12 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:12

i twinkie costs as much as a chocolate bar. And who says chocolate is romantic? Maybe she was alergic to chocolates, or said something about liking twinkies and he wanted to get her one. Besides, he said "girl i like" so they're not dating, so things like flowers and/or chocolate might just seem tacky