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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:35

Ugh how unhygienic to take a drink into a toilet?! Yuck

XxNekoLovexX 26

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:32

Barge into the next stall and kick them in the groin, then call security. That was uncalled for to scald you

Comments

ShaynaMarie322 15

Wednesday 11 November 2015 2:45

I have so many questions about this post.

xampersandx 9

Wednesday 11 November 2015 2:51

that was terrible, who taf foes that...takes coffee then scalds you

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 11 November 2015 4:24

Why must people consume food whilst using the toilet? I simply dont understand the appeal of rich, coffee odors with mild, fecal undertones... Even if you didn't drink it... the bottom of that cup now likely has piss on it. Who the Hell wants pissy coffee?

MzZombicidal 36

Wednesday 11 November 2015 5:38

Well good thing OP now only has to worry about healing from burns, right?

mexicano101 4

Wednesday 11 November 2015 4:26

You should have gone to that stall with your pants still around your ankles and dick slapped them

learntoteach 10

Wednesday 11 November 2015 5:15

What's more disconcerting is the fact that someone had to be looking under the stall to know it was there. They then had to lean on a dirty bathroom floor to get it. Even if they had given it back OP, I wouldn't want to drink it.