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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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feven 32

Monday 6 June 2016 22:13

That's pretty smart for a prank. You'd keep calling your phone and go crazy trying to figure out where it was ringing from.

Silverfeathery 21

Monday 6 June 2016 22:10

at least it wasn't stolen, right?

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trucker2 33

Monday 6 June 2016 22:51

Awesome idea- gonna duck tape the kids phone on the ceiling fan blades... When I get home.

Shawn2095 18

Monday 6 June 2016 22:52

It seems things are looking up for you

chewsef 17

Monday 6 June 2016 23:42

Classic phone taped to the ceiling prank. Gotta love it.

StarkWolf_fml 23

Monday 6 June 2016 23:55

wreak havoc on your co workers by putting their staplers in jello

daidax_238 26

Monday 6 June 2016 23:58

Why not just put it in your pocket?

SneakyDeath 15

Wednesday 8 June 2016 0:18

The person could be wearing clothes without pockets or their phone is too big for the pocket.

janfleury 19

Tuesday 7 June 2016 0:08

Lesson learned. Don't leave your phone laying around. Because it did not happen to me that is funny.

socialproduct 19

Tuesday 7 June 2016 0:18

Your phone's way of telling you that you need better service.

Agrith 19

Tuesday 7 June 2016 1:18

What, why?

Punkpoptart1119 20

Tuesday 7 June 2016 1:18

I laughed at this, but I'd be super pissed if it happened to me.

HighRevolver 17

Tuesday 7 June 2016 1:24

Your coworkers seem fun

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