Health: Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends... - FML

By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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By horriblejoke - 10/10/2012 15:05 - Australia - Perth

Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, it's the 3-month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 00:00

Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML

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By whyyyy - 17/06/2020 05:05

Today, my daughter shaved her head in solidarity for a friend who went bald from cancer. Normally this would be an amazing gesture. Unfortunately, her “friend” is a fictional character from a book she’s reading. My daughter had almost 24-inch long hair. FML

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By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

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By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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By an egg - 30/10/2015 13:43 - United States - Livonia

Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Finding Kemo - 16/04/2016 19:12 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to school with a bad haircut. I got about 50 cancer jokes so far. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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jvillan87 5

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:06

well at least you were being supportive.

jellyybeans 5

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:08

well it doesn't instantly happen as soon as they get cancer. but you sound like a good friend (:

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Aria10142 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:47

Cancer doesn't make you bald. Radiation or other treatment does, but you seem like a good friend. it's the thought that counts.

hemaroid 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:50

You have got to be the stupidest mother ****** ever.

Kthxbaibbq 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:02

U mad bro?

Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:52

Is (s)he getting chemotherapy? I'm not sure but I think that causes hair loss... Anyhow if your a girl (or boy, for that matter) FYL!!

AarionHailey 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:55

Don't worry, she will be soon when she starts chemo.

dearing94 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:56

That is ridiculously sweet. :)<3

Lilstephie 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:57

Nice gesture but I dont see this as a FML on your behalf.. after all your not the one with cancer

melibear89 7

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:01

you don't lose your hair when you have cancer. the hair falls out because of the chemotherapy they have to go through to treat the cancer. but I commend you for being supportive just check your facts before you do something to support a sick friend.

kristidgranger 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:01

they don't instantly become bald to begin with. it's not like the second a doctor says they have cancer the hair on there head falls out. my aunt had breast cancer and never lost all her hair!

babyyduck 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:03

there's an old fml exactly like this

Lilllly_1316 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:06

I'm pretty sure it would take more then one day for her to lose all her hair anyway..

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