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By Albert06 - 14/03/2011 21:26 - France

Spicy

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

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Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Busted

By Don13 - 28/05/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my soon-to-be ex-wife had installed a Ring front door camera. The way I found out was when the PowerPoint presentation I was supposed to present at work started with the footage of me taking my girlfriend to the house when my wife wasn’t around. The next slide said, “Call your lawyer.” FML

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My wife

By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Spicy

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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Blown my cover

By Anonymous - 05/11/2023 13:00 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo Este

Today, I thought it would be interesting to flirt with a colleague from work via WhatsApp, I just forgot that my WhatsApp Web was open when I plugged the HDMI to the screen. The colleague is the director of the company, and 300 coworkers read the entire conversation. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

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By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:59

Wtf that is so sad and embarrassing. It's just disgusting when people cheat.

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:37

I would've recorded it, burned it to a DVD, gone home and acted all romantic with her like I was planning a great night, then put the movie in. I would've loved the look on her face!

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underpaid011 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 13:59

was it with your boss who called in "sick"?

cjt1980 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 14:08

Dang fam that's crazy!!!

tbj42409 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:31

omg. I am so sorry to hear that. That would be devastating.

BuckThruster 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:08

record it, send it to her friends and family, then sell it on the internet.

brittmilk4 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:19

dude, that's terrible :(

vita987 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:33

you should record it and sell it

sematariux 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:38

you "first" people really suck I hope Santa moderates all your comments in the future and you have no commenting life! lol

Aarts37 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:47

pwned!!!!

SdCounty33 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:15

Duuude...! just think WWJD?

tschell 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:15

omfg dude that sucks!!!!!!!

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Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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