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By Albert06 - 14/03/2011 21:26 - France

Spicy

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

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Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Busted

By Don13 - 28/05/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my soon-to-be ex-wife had installed a Ring front door camera. The way I found out was when the PowerPoint presentation I was supposed to present at work started with the footage of me taking my girlfriend to the house when my wife wasn’t around. The next slide said, “Call your lawyer.” FML

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My wife

By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Spicy

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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Blown my cover

By Anonymous - 05/11/2023 13:00 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo Este

Today, I thought it would be interesting to flirt with a colleague from work via WhatsApp, I just forgot that my WhatsApp Web was open when I plugged the HDMI to the screen. The colleague is the director of the company, and 300 coworkers read the entire conversation. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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You deserved it 1 016

Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

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By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:59

Wtf that is so sad and embarrassing. It's just disgusting when people cheat.

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:37

I would've recorded it, burned it to a DVD, gone home and acted all romantic with her like I was planning a great night, then put the movie in. I would've loved the look on her face!

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tykiej 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:15

That is why when you cheat, you cheat at HIS place!!!

SixDeuce 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:23

That sucks big time... Sad thing is depending on what state, if you live in the US, she probably still gets half your stuff even though she messed up the marriage. pursuit of happiness does no longer apply

heysup28 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:28

ha nice

xdust 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:45

tech just paid for itself

KCThaEclipse33 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:45

all Bad Buddy...I feel yuhr Pain

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Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:57

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