Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text... - FML

By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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Gross!

By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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Behave yourselves

By DogStew - 16/11/2023 08:00

Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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#blessed

By Loney - 22/04/2018 19:00

Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 12:19

Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.

amatayo 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 12:12

how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

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teslaaaa 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 8:18

hOW DID HE EVEN HAVE YOUR NUMBER ?

terriibabiiix23 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:35

that is just ******* CREEPY !!

ariellevymayer 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:24

fake. i just read one that said someones creepy old neighbor said bless you as they sneezed while lying naked in their backyard

baseballrocks2 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:48

i hate people that lie on fml

crazylady654 0

Friday 15 January 2010 17:13

u lie every day u just odn't realize it. dont shit on ppl just to feel good

MF12 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:09

why can't you guys just accept that these things happen?

kujo7 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:35

nice fake. how would he have your number and know how to text.

yezzir_10 7

Wednesday 6 January 2010 4:55

Why does everyone keep saying that this is a fake FML! They seriously could have each others numbers for emergencies. It bugs me. You dont know them. You dont know if it is fake, so back off

Giant85 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:05

well did you at least thank him?

blahdasteph 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 0:40

hahaaaa (:

chetchatter 5

Saturday 10 July 2010 11:43

haha wow

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