By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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amatayo 0

how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

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rodents1000 0

you should call the cops like right now!!

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Freakkshoooww 0

@#60 Not everyone has land lines. Also something like this was posted before it was along the lines of "Today, I was tanning naked thinking no one could see me. I sneezed and heard my creepy neighbor say "bless you." FML" I am probably off but it's been posted before.

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nixipixio 0

What I find pathetic is all these people arguing whether or not this is fake. Does it really matter? Either way it's funny. I, for one, think it's awesome that someone would text you 'bless you' - I shout bless you in grocery stores when someone sneezes three aisles away.

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Eekus 0

It's not funny either way. If it's true then WTF..u gave ur creepy neighbor ur number. If it's fake then ur an effin loser.

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crazylady654 0

That wsn't the man. It was me *sly smile*

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mopho 0

LMFAO. If this is fake, thanks for the best laugh of the day. If this is real, seriously, take some preventative action.

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jpest17 5

there is no way a creeer would expose them self!!!

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