By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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amatayo 0

how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

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kurotaicho 0

yeah, I remember reading this exact same "fml" ages ago, word for word.

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shnaclkng 0

hmmm... everybody keeps asking how the neighbor got her number. is nobody else wondering why she had her cell phone in the SHOWER. last time I checked, water and electricity don't mix. hmmm.. suspicious much?

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elliekinslurvsya 0

OP never said she had her cell phone IN the shower. As far as we know it was in a different room. She said she got the message once she was out of the shower, so obviously she didn't have it with her in the water.

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Shannn 0

Hahaha. I would lock my windows.

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RUMC14DW 0

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Lock the doors/ windows and get some curtains. Dark curtains.

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rockyroad94 0

Wtf???? This made me laugh out loud soo hard. It's soo creepy but hilarious.

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

i wud have shit my pants... then wud have taken another shower (:

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k43L1 0

sounds like you have a glory hole in your bathroom wall

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