Miscellaneous: Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas...

By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

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Same thing different taste

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By bdsam - 23/01/2018 06:00

Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML

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By shugette212 - 05/12/2014 01:56 - United States

Today, I found the Christmas candy that I'd hidden a year ago. Turns out I wasn't the only living creature who had found it. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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Monday 8 December 2014 0:06

That's what you get for snooping

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 8 December 2014 0:06

Dude. So much kink. It's almost unbearable.

Comments

born_hustla 26

Monday 8 December 2014 8:05

I think your parents are very adventurous!

Tymaster5 22

Monday 8 December 2014 8:35

When I was 5 I snooped into my moms room and found a book for sex positions. I'm glad I didn't know what I saw at the time.

xebi 4

Monday 8 December 2014 8:45

Sorry you had to see that OP but don't see what's WTF about it. They're a couple, so yeah they have sex toys. And perhaps they're of the age when the JFK assassination was a big life event for them and they've kept the clippings as souvenirs. I wouldnt connect the two if I were you.

maiiru 7

Monday 8 December 2014 12:27

Curiosity killed the cat

Nessco 36

Monday 8 December 2014 12:51

Motto of the story: stay out of your parents' room. YDI

Blippety 23

Monday 8 December 2014 13:22

If only they were as good at hiding their sex toys as they are at hiding OP's presents.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 8 December 2014 14:16

"Today, I snooped aroun–" YDI, dumbass.

ewang_ 12

Monday 8 December 2014 15:15

Call the cable/pay tv company and get all channels with murder **** on them blocked

spoo 24

Monday 8 December 2014 16:01

Those are odd presents to get your child...

casste 6

Monday 8 December 2014 16:35

Kid, you need to learn boundaries. Would you want your parents sneaking around in your room? When I was a child, I learned that it was wrong to enter someones domain or touch their things without asking...