Miscellaneous: Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas...

By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

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Same thing different taste

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By bdsam - 23/01/2018 06:00

Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML

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By shugette212 - 05/12/2014 01:56 - United States

Today, I found the Christmas candy that I'd hidden a year ago. Turns out I wasn't the only living creature who had found it. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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Monday 8 December 2014 0:06

That's what you get for snooping

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 8 December 2014 0:06

Dude. So much kink. It's almost unbearable.

Comments

tinkdatank 15

Monday 8 December 2014 5:22

Happened to me too man, but you and I both deserved it lol.

joshi42 16

Monday 8 December 2014 5:23

Neatly packed ones are your presents.

CaptainRR 20

Monday 8 December 2014 5:26

Watch as you get the sex toys for Christmas this year

ThePols 11

Monday 8 December 2014 5:27

Next time they're both in the same room, call your dad Mr. President. I guarantee both their faces will drop hahaha

kseniasolorocks 11

Monday 8 December 2014 5:36

omg i found a giant ***** in my moms it was about 2 feet in length and 6in and found my dads penis pump...

OMG_132 9

Monday 8 December 2014 5:39

Well, all I can say is... You've got yourself some pretty sexy parents. Also, I'm sure if that's what your parents are hiding, you probably aren't an only child OP, lol

TypoFairy 20

Monday 8 December 2014 6:44

I'm fairly certain they would know that they aren't an only child by now.

CptFabulous 6

Monday 8 December 2014 6:00

Things to keep in your house incase your kids go snooping

ordinarygent 14

Monday 8 December 2014 6:03

Some people and their fetishes (still wondering about those newspapers)

TypoFairy 20

Monday 8 December 2014 6:46

Maybe they keep them for their game of Suspect/Investigator?

WarriorOmen 25

Monday 8 December 2014 6:50

Kinky assassination roleplay? One partner tries to be the 'victim' the other the 'assassin" except they assassinate the victim with their **** instead of a gun ;)