By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 481
You deserved it 38 533

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Comments

Otaku31 19

Yeah. I learned not to snoop around my parents room after I opened the closet and found dog collars, whips, and a bunch of leather clothing. I don't dare find out what else is in there.

Serves you right for snooping through what's not yours!

nialls_girl 13

Not the toys you were looking for, huh OP?

Maybe you should simply wait till Christmas instead of sneaking into hidden Christmas presents. YDI.

That's what you get for snooping around in parents bedroom. YDI with a pointed finger and a Nelson Muntz laugh.

I like how this implies your parents get off to BDSM and the JFK assassination at the same time. Have fun with that image in your head OP. YDI.

tuffykat 8

parents hide presents in the car trunk, duh!

How old are you, five? If you're old enough to on this site, you're old enough to know better than to snoop around for Christmas presents. What were you going to do if you found them? Wake up on Christmas Day knowing exactly what you got, or were you hoping they'd let you have them early if you found them? Or were you looking for something in particular or making sure you liked them all? Regardless, YDI for snooping. Christmas is like two weeks away; be patient!

Parents need to learn to hide shit better. They know kids are going to snoop around. I always used to snoop around my parents room when I was younger and I still have yet found anything, even where the hide the presents before Christmas.

Pray to God thoes aren't your xmas presents