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Geeeez what an asshole, your boyfriend i mean are you still with him??
Yeah, you definitely need a boyfriend if you typed "I snuck into his bed with sleep with," because with your intelligence your not going to get a real job. FYL.
it was a typo im sure
lol @ your use of "your"
And the stupid people just keep coming. I do believe that you meant to say... "If YOU'RE going to comment on someone's stupidity, it's best not to be stupid YOURself. Do you get it?." Do you get it?
Hoooootttttt~
I always wonder... Do a vast majority of people go to the bathroom [often] in the middle of the night? This sounds like something right out of a movie, since someone's always conveniently in the bathroom while the other person sneaks into their bed. Not saying it's fake, I'm just genuinely curious. Hopefully he's your ex now.
@#18 ou can't take situations from FML's and say "This doesn't happen most of the time, it's fake." This is a site entirely made up of rare occurrences.
I didn't say it was fake? I'm asking if I'm missing out on something obvious, since movies is the ONLY place I've seen similar things like this happen. It has to be based off some reality?
@#23 "Not saying it's fake" If you are going to take what someone has said, and try to make them look like an idiot you might want to actually READ what they typed. You know..left to right, down and repeat? If not, you just end up looking like an illiterate ass.
Uh, when people say stuff like "Not saying it's fake" that gives off the impression of "I'm not entirely convinced that this is fake, but I think it is." To me, at least. Something like "I'm not trying to accuse it of being fake in any way, but" would be much more suitable for this situation, considering the fact that the statement was preceded by what seemed to be a vague accusation that this could only happen in a movie. Or maybe I just read it wrong the first time, and now that connotation is stuck in my mind. And #29, before you attempt to insult someone with an adjective such as illiterate, I'd suggest you learn what the word means.
Redbluegreen, when I used to drink a lot more water than I do now, I would wake up at least once per night to use the bathroom. Depends on a person's liquid consumption and bladder control, but the short answer to your question is yes.
No, I mean this same situation.
I don't know about vast majority, but at least 3 times a week I get out of bed in the wee hours to go to the bathroom.
Hahaha, #78.
aww that really sucks. idk what i'd do if that happened to me
three way :]
dump him! FYL
Dump his ass, and just ignore all the pigs here yelling "threesome lol!"
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Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!
yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.