Work: Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up...

By fucking pissants - 13/07/2012 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

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Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 12:49 - Canada

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By Unhelpful - 07/02/2012 04:27 - United States

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Saturday 14 July 2012 2:00

Throat punch.

airforce987 20

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:00

Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.

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Irishgypsy 2

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:12

Mug her and punch the dog, then laugh in her face

RinaRina 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:50

And why would she touch the dog? Sir, you need help, mental help.

annie_nk 22

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:23

Be like Tyler Durden and sell their own fat to them. >:)

sinner92 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:32

I like your thought process.

perdix 29

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:24

I hope you jizzed in her lotion. That's a cheaper and faster way to get revenge compared to getting a good education and a dignified job.

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:36

... Unless the little rich-bitch likes that sort of thing. ;)

kimg0885 23

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:54

Love this idea. I know this didn't happen to me but for some reason I have spent the last half hour thinking about getting back at this chick.

misspulkadot24 17

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:36

Usually I don't condone shooting a load into someone else's things, but this girl sounds like she needs a swift kick in the ass...or...you know...**** in her lotion.

Breaker132 8

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:16

Next time you meet someone like that, mix super glue in the lotion; that's gotta do SOMETHING.

fanaticdragon 10

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:19

Don't worry, OP. If and when daddy dearest cuts her off, she'll realise the value of money and wish she had a job like you do. :)

kimg0885 23

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:22

You should switch out her expensive lotion for some " generic minimum wage lotion" the next time she comes in.

ohreallynow1992 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:42

Exactly what I was thinking!

Breaker132 8

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:18

No, no, no! Hot sauce! Seriously, fill some of the lotion with hot sauce or super glue! (maybe a shitload of bugs too, if they're such little bitches they should probably completely flip out.) Something that will do horrible things to them if they use it! They wouldn't really be able to point a finger at you either.

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:33

Should've stopped with your first comment. Less is more. :)

soad2014 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:23

...and that's why I hate rich people. I can't stand them!

Shrike 23

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:29

Yeah, cause all rich people are assholes, ESPECIALLY those selfish philanthropists, right? How about pulling your head out of your ass and stop being a generalizing *******?