By fucking pissants - 13/07/2012 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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airforce987 20

Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.

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ZombieRockets 8

On the bright side, watching them get the wake up call of reality is going to be a YDI for them :) Least you know the value of a dollar... or pound...

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22cute 17

Lotion is funny. Here's another funny one: trousers Try these: Socket, bathe, khaki, gargle, and of course - fardles.

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bigbadtim 7

Just like at the coffee shop I work at. Spoiled brats think they are better than everybody else just because they have everything bought for them.

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Meowingtons500 18

The bitch being the spoiled brat, not the dog.

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Pentium_4 27

I doubt she even earns the money she is spending.

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MelissaHope1986 8

Your comments are always exactly what I'm thinking of writing. I'm going to have to be faster...

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Ch0sen 13

Yes, by about two hours. Let's all invest our lives into zealously waiting for the next FML update so we can hopefully be the first of thousands to voice our opinions.

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chyeneee 3

Course she doesn't earn the money, she's a teenager, how could she? ...Mcdonalds doesn't pay that well

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robinhood007 9

Is that really any of your business? So she may not have to work for her own money and may never have to. Some people are more privileged when it comes to money. The real thing to be concerned with is the fact that she was an ass. That's never necessary.

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FUUUandyourmom 16

And by bitch, I'm pretty sure you don't mean the dog.

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chillbroham 1

**** that bitch man.

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Hozu 3

He would go to jail if he did that.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Haha. ****** by a comma.

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Meowingtons500 18

Ugh. Spoiled brats like that give teenage girls a bad name. FYL and the dog's life, OP. But don't worry, karma will get the bitch!

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redreynard 14

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lottievaughn 5

Challenge accepted. Most recently, Julia Bluhm. Look her up.

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AlexaWuzHere 31

Hi, Redreynard, I'm a teenage girl. I am a straight A honor student. Last year, I took all advanced classes, including a college level class. I realize there are a lot of ignorant, bratty teenage girls out there, but I hope you realize after reading this that there are also girls who, in fact, do NOT give their gender or generation a bad name. I actually find that with your comment, you give yourself a bad name by blindly insulting all teenage girls.

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Meowingtons500 18

Me! If I said the previous comment I obviously am not completely corrupted.

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snowman28 2

Rub it in her face and remind her that without people making minimum wage, she couldn't buy her £100 bottle of lotion

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sketchmaster7 0

You coulda openly mocked her for carrying a scrawny little dog in her purse? :3

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easyprey 8

Or tell her dogs aren't allowed in the store and kick her out

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