Health: Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I...

By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Thursday 19 April 2012 0:32

But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.

ladyvidel 19

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:17

I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.

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linkinpark98 23

Thursday 19 April 2012 16:55

How did that even happen? Was the first aid kit waiting around the corner for you to enter the room, then just spring out from nowhere?

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 20 April 2012 7:29

Yes, the kit was feeling neglected and decided to take steps to make sure that it got some use for a change, it then conspired with the OP's boyfriend to set an ambush and injure the poor OP...

causticgirl 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 21:46

Irony, you are a mean bitch

UnicornInSpace 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:30

Excuse me, I'm just gonna change my pants.

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:32

I cut myself with my fingernail. Which, FYI, hurts like crap!!! xD

Mauskau 35

Friday 20 April 2012 3:00

I should've put it in brackets in my original comment, perhaps the band-aid users would have understood a little better :(

kenzie20 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:09

Oh the irony

prairienitro 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:05

I've done things like that. Where I work, the first aid kit is on a shelf well above my head. Whenever I need to grab something from it, I fear it will drop on head. Again.