By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Jays7 10

That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

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AmberL 0

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

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Comments

matt120784 0

What? No jokes about being horn-y?

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misterpanda 2

I wanna make an American Pie joke SO bad :x

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hockeyplayer2693 0

One time at band camp. There made it for you

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lstrawberrycake 12

Okay I play the trumpet But how the heck do you close it on your nipple?!

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Cookiegirl222 0

Trumpet players! Were awesome

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lollipop77_fml 6

Another candidate for America's Got Talent...

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linkinpark98 23

Gettin' horny with that trumpet, weren't you? God, the the things people use for sex these days.... ._.

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Feklfekl2222 32

I'm trying to think of a way to shoehorn a joke about blowing your own trumpet but it doesn't seem to be happening.

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Karoleer 14

what the f...? how is that even possible?!

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TheJester12 15

Horny band kids and their erect nipples, always causing trouble. I C sharp objects as a danger to your mammary health health, you'd best avoid them as not to get majorly F'd up .

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Margemander 4

Should have said "always causing treble." Missed opportunity there.

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