By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Jays7 10

That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

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AmberL 0

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

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ThecomingofTan 9

Did you finish afterwards, OP?

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XXannabelleXX 0

Why would you play your trumpet naked.....let's just hope you were at home....

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Sebastian_NG 17

Except that, you know, you play with your methaporical trumpet ehile OP plays with an actual trumpet

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Airman1988 9

This sounds difficult to do on accident, I think you were getting frisky with your trumpet&case, unless you got some saggy ****.

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JadeWalker 14

its a guy, man boobs are flappy

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ShazzRandom 7

Well don't make love to the case! Only the trumpet has holes...

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dhardesty23 8

why are you playing the trumpet without a shirt? fetish? hey whatever floats your boat

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naddification 7

OUCH. That must have mighty hurt. I'm imagining the nipples dropping off and rolling about. Get well soon, OP...umm..OP's nipples.

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Wangan_Warrior 9

OP is a dude... That makes this whole thing a lot stranger o.O

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teague95 16

Honestly would it have been less strange if OP was a woman

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Wangan_Warrior 9

Well yeah kinda cuz girls nipples are on the end of their boobs, which stick out. Mens however are on their rib cage practically

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imaninja1 9

They're alittle above the ribcage they dont stick out as much however cuz of the lack of boobs, i know because as you can see on my profile i am in fact a guy

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Well it sounds like you were naked when this happened.. Which there is nothing wrong with that. But you could have slammed something much worse than your nipple into the trumpet case..

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teague95 16

I was thinking the same thing his......hand. boy he sure got lucky :)

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Goodness I know! The poor thing wouldn't be to play trumpet for awhile! :)

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