Kids: Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for...

By Heartbroken - 20/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:58 - United States

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

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By hc11bmd - 19/06/2012 17:20 - United States - Bethel

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

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By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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89_Sparkly 7

Monday 20 June 2011 8:34

that's so mean!!

YacL 15

Monday 20 June 2011 8:36

I bet if it had a naked chick on it he wouldn't have thrown it away, mind you it'd probably be really awkward.

Comments

Hiraaaxox 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:41

Hey, atleast he got some use out of it.

bentleysdad11611 0

Monday 20 June 2011 10:54

did you not even see 12's post ??

chloecheeseman8 0

Monday 20 June 2011 11:46

well since they both were posted at the same time probably not.

nfc14 2

Monday 20 June 2011 18:25

Funny enough I had to go back and look at 12's post. I guess it was the picture..

AliSama 17

Monday 20 June 2011 8:42

what an @sshole! It is about love not about what the gift is. I would have been very happy to have a daughter like you, who put so much effort into my special day! *big hugs*

HSOMGF 5

Monday 20 June 2011 8:46

Ignore him next year. He deserves it.

Matty1188 6

Monday 20 June 2011 9:49

I ignore my father. He's an abusive lying bastard.

yourshootingstar 4

Monday 20 June 2011 8:46

sounds ungrateful like my father

bonnie_vb8 5

Monday 20 June 2011 8:55

Your father gave life to you.

XeloX 5

Monday 20 June 2011 10:39

so.. him "working" for five minutes makes it ok for him to be ungrateful and disrespectful to your son/daughter?

john_wolffe 2

Monday 20 June 2011 8:47

Stop thinking of yourself all the time and actually use your brain. Obviously your dad (myself included) don't give a damn about no card. The best way you can show your dad you appreciate them is going out and accomplishing important things in your life. Whether it be financial success, family success, or fulfilling dreams or lifelong goals. A piece of paper doesn't mean damn all to men and especially fathers. What matters is ACTIONS.

bonnie_vb8 5

Monday 20 June 2011 8:57

Well you have a lot to say on this subject. Write us an essay about it why don't you? Oh wait... you already have:)

RockstarRN 10

Monday 20 June 2011 9:04

A REAL dad would like anything your child made you. Looks like you and OPs dad should get together for the "worst f@cking dads on earth club!" I feel sorry for YOUR kid!

RileyL29 0

Monday 20 June 2011 9:37

My dad kept cards that my sister and I made from many years back! It meant so much that he kept them! It has nothing to do with men not liking cards or other small gifts, some "men" just aren't assholes like you. I as well feel sorry for your kid(s)...

parxxx 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:48

nahh it's just you. most parents actually care.

cnastydawg 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:52

I agree and disagree. agree because parents do want to see their kids successful but disagree because fathers do like receiving things from their kids

nfc14 2

Monday 20 June 2011 18:46

Isn't giving a card like this an action showing love and affection? For you to not understand this makes me hope you don't have kids

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 20 June 2011 20:43

Wow you're an asshole. I feel sorry for your kids(if you even have any). My dad loves homemade cards, more so over the ones you buy at the store.

ariestiger15 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:47

u shouldn't talk about all dads when u say that. my dad LOVES when my sisters and I do something like make him a card. If u just don't care when ur kids make u stuff then ur an @sshole.

allthatremains25 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:54

my dad keeps my cards to this day. some people actually care about love and affection..

hippyhater3000 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:03

your a ******* asshole! shut the **** up and love your kids for the time love and affection they put into something just for you!!!! and if you don't want it then be respectful not a retarded douchebag!!!! **** you!