it's really sad if that's the typical father:/

**** yeah it is. I'd adopt you in a heartbeat kid.

^ He's older than you. o.o

Not my real age.

No, it does not.

it's something my neighbor would do actually and he's really redneck so that's why :)

Well shit, anywhere in the United States other than Texas, people would call me a redneck because I wear boots, jeans, and a cowboy hat. But in Texas, I'm just one sharp dressed individual.

haha no I'm from Texas to haha I wear cowboy boots and a cowboy hat sometimes too so I'm deff not trying to be rude trust me :)

Funny, you got your too's mixed up. Also, a sentence should never start with the word but. Nothing against rednecks and I'm sure you are smart people just made me chuckle :p

In many instances of sentence structure, conjunctions will do a better job than more formal constructions. Modernist English teachers and Professors agree that but, and, and other such conjunctions can be a start to a sentence, as long as the outcome does not result in choppy sentence structure. Go **** yourself 'bro'.

dude chill!! the guy was just playin around. u don't have to get all pissed

Wellll, as a person born and raised in Virginia, it is something most rednecks would do. Not all rednecks of course, but majority of rednecks would prefer a gift rather than a card.

I did not ask for a grammer lesson here!!