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By Donutsarelife - 19/11/2014 15:09 - United States

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

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By Z - 06/11/2016 23:33 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, at work, I had to explain to a customer that she can't connect her tablet to her home WiFi while she's at work. I went to MIT for this. FML

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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By I tried - 23/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

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By fstfckd - 07/06/2014 19:16 - United States

Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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rebelbelle 17

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

I'm sorry OP someyimes you just can't cure stupidity

ShadowlessSpear 21

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

Can't fix stupid.

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jdcg116 10

Thursday 20 November 2014 21:54

Two things in the universe are eternal. The universe and human stupidity.

shinikageWolf 15

Friday 21 November 2014 4:31

Oh. My. *******. God How are some people allowed to live?

jdcg116 10

Friday 21 November 2014 4:54

They manage to dummy their way through life. Sadly it seems like that end of the gene pool allows waders.

Donutsarelife 12

Friday 21 November 2014 5:58

I dunno, she's also the one who thought Mosquitos flew by shaking their legs, so I don't think so.

blargydarg13 2

Saturday 22 November 2014 15:00

"Accidentally"

tuxedoandex 28

Saturday 29 November 2014 21:07

YDI for arguing with a dipshit

Scorpio1691 29

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:21

never argue with an idiot. they drag you to their level and beat you with experience.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 15:22

Never argue with an idiot.

JohnSmith01 10

Tuesday 14 July 2015 17:14

You wasted 20 minutes on this? Who is the dipshit here? I hope she WAS trolling you.

ihateeveeything 8

Monday 5 September 2016 22:21

If we could fix stupid, than we wouldn't have 7 billion people on this planet.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 19 May 2017 19:47

OP, next time save yourself 19 minutes by responding: Google it and then write a 5-pg paper on it + a complete bibliography/ all citations....

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