Love: Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend,...

By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By Ally - 27/09/2015 01:47 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

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By Bwberry - 29/11/2017 19:00

Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML

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By garfwebba - 03/01/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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foolsangel 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:43

When someone does that kind of shit with stuff I make, I stop caring about getting them anything special. Next time just grab a card and sign it, since he doesn't seem to care. By the way, don't print out colored paper just to cut out. Go out and buy construction paper, it's cheaper.

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:55

What a jerk. Even if he's not into the sentimentality of cards or whatever, he should at least show some appreciation for you and your effort.

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Wef 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:49

yeah. us guys do stuff like that. Maybe next time just buy him food at his favorite place?

mdu1211 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:52

Wow what a jerk

ORLY_ 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:54

...and then you dumped him. Right?

JohnSlider 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:55

Homemade card is a shitty gift anyways. Next time spend your time cooking or cleaning, like a real woman.

TheCrow471 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:55

I'm sorry, but it's a card. He looked at it and I'm sure knew that you worked hard on it. Sure using it as a coaster isn't classy, but what do you want him to do with it? Put it in his "Memories" box? Guys aren't that sentimental.

charvisioku 22

Friday 1 February 2013 4:19

OP is a guy, and he's clearly that sentimental. My boyfriend is definitely sentimental enough to appreciate and keep a card I've made for him. Who are you to say everyone is the same because of their gender?

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:55

What a jerk. Even if he's not into the sentimentality of cards or whatever, he should at least show some appreciation for you and your effort.

CupidSparrow 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:55

YDI, boys are like that. He probably didn't realize how much work you put into the card or how important it was to you that he value it. You have to tell them stuff like this. I've been married for four years; I get that now. If it's important to you, TELL HIM. He more than likely won't guess it.

MikesAgirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:56

emmm... this isn't really an FML... guess someone was a little lazy with the moderating huh? and anyways... it's JUST a card. ur the twat that's retarded and can't make it faster... little' cutting here little' gluing there, big deal.

Snooopy_fml 5

Monday 18 July 2011 14:08

its called pride in your work, and letting your love for someone show through, asshole.

Snooopy_fml 5

Monday 18 July 2011 14:08

its called pride in your work, and letting your love for someone show through, asshole.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:57

Don't dump him. Just never do anything for him for a few weeks. Even if he asks just say "no". And when he asks why you just remind him of this. He'll learn. Fast.